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"The one! The only! Mr! Ida! Wire!"

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Mr. Ida Wire

Biological Information:

  • Birthday: December 25th
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  • Platform of origin: Instagram
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  • Sexuality: Gymnosexual
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  • Age: 45
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  • Weight: ~177 lbs
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  • Gender: Male
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  • Sex: Male
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  • Height: 6'0
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  • Pronouns: He/Him
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    Overview: Head coordinator of identification in Human Resources. Mr. Ida is responsible for the ID’s of every Instagram citizen - an essential in bot prevention. He also happens to be a sexist dog who can pull quite the customer service smile. He Solely goes by Mr. Ida, never Mr. Wire. The “Mr” in his name is misleading. He is not married. Perhaps someday he’ll disclose why.

    Relationships:

  • Frenemies with Air Force (Nearly 25 years strong), and Navy’s drinking buddy.
  • Mr Ida greatly struggles to form long term relationships with anyone and is largely closed off from any form of emotional intimacy. That being said he is able to pull hoes and on any given day he can tell you of his bachelor escapades (in much more detail than you’d ever be comfortable with). His body count is over 1000.
  • Mr. Bishi’s twin brother. They’d somewhat lost contact after their mid twenties, but have recently re-entered each other’s lives. The pair are as close as can be.
  • Through the Horse Court, Ida met and befriended Miss Rainy. Through the same court, he'd formally met his worst enemy: Dr Data.
  • Works under Mykel. Ida is the only member of the ID department at HR. An invaluable employee.
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    Gallery

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    Other information

    Life overview:

    Ida had a relatively simple upbringing with his twin brother. With a knack for math and design, He hoped that one day he could become an engineer to better the lives of those around him. When he was 15 he'd met a girl, Grace Lufu. A romance blossomed between them, and they were inseparable for many years - even following each other to the same college. Unfortunately, Grace would go on to betray him. This began a downward spiral with Ida, culminating in a blow out battle between him and his brother - beginning their estrangement. Abandoned by those closest to him, he sought to scorn the female sex. He lived a miserable and hedonistic life until Mykel had found him half dead covered in his own bile outside of a bar. Mykel took Ida to the hospital and offered him a job at HR, where he's worked ever since.

    ✓ Ida Likes:

    ✕ Ida Dislikes:
  • WOMEN! #1 Boob lover.
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  • Being referred to as a "Dog" or other working animal.
  • Alcohol - The more expensive the more he likes it.
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  • Metal - particularly the feeling of metal on his skin.
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  • Crab cakes.
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  • Being told: "I love you".
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  • ID cards from a variety of events.
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  • Cops.
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